andrewfutral:

I am currently reading Twilight because I don’t value my free time or respect my brain.

So far it’s pretty terrible.

Harry Potter is all about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity …. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend.

i’m sure it is important but this book was clearly written by a sad fat goth girl shoveling nutter butters into her throat while writing a story …

… so, like, i move to a new school *chomp chomp* and all the boys there think i am really interesting but really i am awkward but they like that! *chomp chomp* and there is this really cute boy but he is a vampire but he doesn’t eat people and he is nice and also he can go outside during the day time except his skin sparkles instead of burns and then also there is this vaguely ethic boy who likes me too *chomp chomp* and he is a werewolf but he is also not scary. also in this book i only weigh 110 lbs. *chomp chomp cry cry*

The majority of this rant is lifted from a Robin Browne rant on the subject .. FYI

Dejen de dar crédito a Stephen King por que no fue él. xD

Stop crediting Stephen King. Andrew Futral was the one saying it so please! the right credits to the right authors. 

And. I did read twilight too and I think exactly the same, that was when I started to hate twitards who just scream and make noise over a STUPID story and are ONLY interested in hot guys and sex. shame on you.