• Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
paco no
5 hours ago 59770   originally from paco-far   via bartonfinks

Soryong’s ideal woman is sitting right next to him

7 hours ago 1940   originally from dinosoor   via ambrosaur

rupelover:

Inspired by this.

8 hours ago 75088   originally from gallifreyfalls   via rupelover

darkspawnhorror:

roachpatrol:

tsunderefaery:

アワーグラスジレセットジャケット

FFFGHGHGHFFFHOLY SHIT. 

Holy maker, fucking GIVE ME

10 hours ago 30403   originally from lulusensei   via tsunderefaery
10 hours ago 3   originally from himitsuhitori   via himitsuhitori

pussycat-scribbles:

This is what all the cool kids seem to be doing these days so I wanted to try too! :D It came about a bit, uh, more suggestive than I intended *facepalm*

Screencap from here: Sailor Moon Screencaps <3

10 hours ago 9684   originally from lulusensei   via pussycat-scribbles

@EmWatson People chatting loudly in the cinema I am in. If you don’t stop talking very soon I will start pelting you with Maltesers.

10 hours ago 6012   originally from fuckyeahharrypotter   via doctorwhos
there are two lucky fans who got a chance to take a photo together with exo.

obsessehun:

mochipororo:

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So lucky :(

unfortunately they don’t get to blow any of the members

10 hours ago 4803   originally from i-fucking   via mochipororo
"You do realize you’re talking about a fictional character, right?":

backrowforlife:

image

10 hours ago 8640   originally from i-fucking   via backrowforlife
10 hours ago 537   originally from i-fucking   via horrorgorewhore
11 hours ago 59072   originally from lulusensei   via tastefullyoffensive

randomwordstogether replied to your post “Surprise beautiful person! ♡ Once you get this you should post 5 facts about yourself then pass this along to your 10 favorite followers! ♡”

Yey, so excited for you! I know you’ve been wanting a new phone for a while. :D

Thanks!! I’m just waiting for May to come

fursasaida:

begentlewithmewatson:

satdeshret:

warriorcreek:

The Warrior Pack purse line. There are 8 different ways you can wear the purse (handbag, purse, thigh holster, shoulder holster, messenger bag, backpack, fanny pack, and protected purse). Simply adjust the straps to change the look. The safest purse ever created and even more safe with a Glock 23 in the middle compartment! A high quality leather bag that is fun and gets noticed. See more at www.warrior-creek.com. and visit Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/WarriorCreek for giveaways and promotional offers. This bag is badass!

My need for this is also mighty

THEY FINALLY MADE IT COMMERCIALLY YES YES YES.

protip if you are wearing this i am thinking inappropriate thoughts about you

1 day ago 66906   originally from grand-aki   via warriorcreek
sourcedumal:

faramon:

ilovemysassysuperman:

itskalynbitch:

notanotherginger:

Those who say the Black Widow’s fighting style is just movie bullshit can see the above. ^ Shit is terrifyingly real. 

I think I’m in love.

She’s so tiny.
But she could kill me.
Great.

^ That

I will reblog this flying head scissors every time it comes on my dash because it’s so fucking awesome.

sourcedumal:

faramon:

ilovemysassysuperman:

itskalynbitch:

notanotherginger:

Those who say the Black Widow’s fighting style is just movie bullshit can see the above. ^ Shit is terrifyingly real. 

I think I’m in love.

She’s so tiny.

But she could kill me.

Great.

^ That

I will reblog this flying head scissors every time it comes on my dash because it’s so fucking awesome.

1 day ago 657483   originally from lulusensei   via zkarl
doriimer:

Cheesecake -Plain - Mins 003B by doc1975

doriimer:

Cheesecake -Plain - Mins 003B by doc1975

1 day ago 3824   originally from lulusensei   via doriimer